Unfortunately for Micah Richards, it happened live on international television.
The former England defender may have grown into one of football's most popular pundits, but he has certainly grown a little too much elsewhere.
Richards and Liverpool legend Jamie Carragher were covering the Champions League for CBS Sports during Paris Saint-Germain's 3-0 win over AC Milan when it happened.
Kylian Mbappe scored for the French giants, inspiring Richards to launch into the forward's trademark celebration with his arms folded.
The impact of his landing was felt across the studio and presenter Kate Abdo knew something was wrong.
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"Are those trousers still in tact?" she asked, ominously.
Richards screamed with the horror of somebody who knows this will haunt him forever.
He desperately tried to cover up his groin, but the damage was done.
Carragher, like everyone watching, did not know whether to laugh or cry.
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The former defender shouted: "I don't know who's getting cancelled, but somebody is."
We suspect only thing cancelled was Richards' gym membership.